Your “Shut the f**ck up” post is hilarious. I’ve got a neighbor across the street that, I swear to God, he must make a hobby out purchasing and using the loudest devices on the planet. Leaf blowers, lawn mowers, generators, electric saws, drills–you name it and he’s out there making a racket with it.

I’m thinking of buying a bee bee gun. You know, pock him in the ass whenever the decibel level gets too high.